20.00 Uhr
Spezial   KNEIPE. cozy athmosphere, cheap beer, free kicker, good people, great music.

Mo 27.02.2017
21.00 Uhr
Party   "SCHOKOKUSS" presents: PartyNight

Die queere Punk-Elektro-Nacht

Di 28.02.2017
20.30 Uhr
Lesung   LSD - Liebe Statt Drogen

Anschliessend: LAUT UND BILLIG - Der Wilde Gitarren Tresen
Micha, Volker, Uli, Tube, Spider, Ivo und Sascha präsentieren Geschichten, Lieder und Gäste.

Mi 01.03.2017
19.00 Uhr
Musik   thirsty & miserable: Steal Shit Do Drugs (Garage-/Post-Punk, Seattle) + Grow Grow (Noise Rock/Post-Punk, Berlin)

steal shit do drugsdoors 19:00 - show 20:00 - danach DJ Berg & Tal (GlamPop)
grow growSTEAL SHIT DO DRUGS (Seattle, USA)
Annibale Records | Help Yourself Records

The members of Steal Shit Do Drugs have been in other people's bands and done other people's drugs, now they are in their own band and do their own drugs. Hailing from Seattle, Wa, the raucous five piece combines the energy of rock groups such as The Stooges and marries it with elements of Pere Ubu and The Fall. Jermaine Blair and Ricky Cloudon's dual guitars blend nauseating psych and catchy garage. Bassist Erika Mayfeild and drummer Pete Capponi's rhythm sections powers through with a proto punk stomp. All the while front man Kennedy Carda narrates the chaotic affair with scenes of boredom, confusion and nihilistic urges.

Grow Grow was founded in 2009 in Berlin going for the sound of the 90ies playing noise rock with lots of post hardcore influences.

Do 02.03.2017
19.00 Uhr
Musik   thirsty & miserable: QUASIVIRI (Math/Prog n Robotic Space-Kraut, Milano) + Musgos (Instrumental Post-Prog-Rock, Art-Punk, Jazz)

Quasiviridoors 19:00 - show 20:00 - danach DJ Uzi (garage, rock'n'roll, surf and world wide good vibes)
Musgos Two parts Italian, one part Canadian: Quasiviri are a trio that formed in 2006 in Milan, Italy, comprised of Chet Martino (Ronin, Pin Pin Sugar) on eight string bass, Roberto Rizzo (R.U.N.I.) on a micro korg synth and André Arraiz-Rivas (Mondongo, Satan Is My Brother) on drums.

Their music, an insanely original  polyhedral formula, sounding a little bit like Devo playing prog with the sonic mass of Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, for a truly solid and cohesive outing, using a mixture of math-metal and robotic calypso-kraut combined with anthemic vocals.

Their albums "The Mutant Affair" (CD 2009), "Freak of Nature" (EP 2012), "Super Human" (CD 2014), "Choro Tempore" (Tape 2016) were released by Blue Tapes and X-Ray Records, Wallace Records, To Lose La Track, Bloody Sound Fucktory, FalloDischi, HysM?, Megaplomb, Morte Records and distributed in Europe, USA and Japan. .

"Superheroes should be psychedelic motherfuckers. Quasiviri sometimes sound to me like a pop Oneida – and if anyone are superheroes, then its fucking Oneida. It's that muscular, fuck-you bass – which sometimes just settles into an up-middle-fingered stomp and then stomps all over your face. It's those mind-scrambles of organ. It's the fact you can fill up a fuck of a lot of space with just three instruments and a sound to die for. But it's not just wig-out mayhem. Quasiviri is tight, clear-eyed, ultra-focused and purposeful rock that just happens to share a sound with your dream psychedelic record. It isn't prone to noodling, or playing jazz chords with 20 notes when one note repeated 20 times will do just as well. Also it's playful, and funny, and why isn't it this stuff that people are obsessing over now? Be not apologetic. Play like a superhero. Walk like a motherfucker." - 20 Jazz Funk Greats
"Think Ian Curtis and Primus. Then forget and forgive me about that, and press play. Quasiviri." - Komakino

Fr 03.03.2017
19.00 Uhr
Musik   little league shows prsnts: HAWK (indie/post-rock/post-punk, uk/bln) & BIKINI JESUS (indie pop/surf/new wave, bln)

Little League Shows presents:

HAWK /// indie/post-rock/post-punk, uk/bln
Bikini Jesus /// indie pop/surf/new wave, bln

at Schokoladen. doors 7 pm, show 8 pm.
after 10 pm: djs, tba
"HAWK are an indie band based in Berlin. Hailing from the west of Ireland and the UK, the band formed in London, releasing three EPs before moving to Berlin in 2016. Described by The Line of Best Fit as “simply sublime - sharp post-punk riffs akin to Warpaint's clearer moments or Savages' smoggier ones”, the band have constantly added to their abrasive edge, teaming this with Julie Hawk’s celestial vocals to create a driving, expansive sound. Their music has ‘activism at its heart’, with their most recent releases singing out about marriage equality, abortion laws, and attitudes towards the female body. HAWK will release the EP ‘She Knows’ on 17th March 2017 via Veta Records.“

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„As soon as Bikini Jesus meets, the dreadful Berlin weather turns into bright sunshine. Little is known about how exactly this works, but it seems to require a certain ritual involving reverb-drenched guitars, hypnotic bass lines, twisted drum beats and bittersweet vocals. Despite a lack of scientific evidence, Bikini Jesus continue to celebrate their climate-change voodoo in front of selected audiences."

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Sa 04.03.2017
19.00 Uhr
Musik   thirsty & miserable: 13 Year Cicada (NoisePop/SoftCore, Berlin - Rec-Release-Show) + Pranke (AvantMathRockPop, Berlin)

12 year cicadadoors 19:00 - show 20:00 - danach DJs Thunder & Kush Khazeela
pranke13 Year Cicadas really exist. Their larvae live in the soil, where they develop over the course of 13 years, feeding off of root juice. Then the entire population emerges at once, flooding the forest and is either eaten or dies after eight weeks. Their strategy is predator satiation: overwhelming their enemies by mass occurrence.
'Totem Tongue' is the first full length album by the Berlin based band 13 Year Cicada, being released on February 17, 2017 on Gandula in Barcelona, Spain. From noise to rap to improv, extended vocal techniques to psychedelia, fluffy synth-pop to in-your-face math-rock anything that felt right was amalgamated into one dense 37 minute ride. 13 Year Cicada started out first and foremost as a live band, playing their first show in a dusty wooden attic in 2014. Since then they have stuck to their cinematic concept of performing without breaks between songs, taking people on a surging trip that they might not come off of long after the music has faded. This live-idea comes across in 'Totem Tongue'. One can hear the joy in striking that one hit, playing that one drone, screaming that one word that counts - other than their totem 13 Year Cicada are not planning to stay below ground for the next 13 years.

was formed in the summer of 2014 by Icelandic guitarist Daniel Bödvarsson and German drummer Max Andrzejewski. Both are prominent on the young Berlin jazz/improvised music scene.

The flatmates’ listening sessions led them to the rehearsal room, jamming odd-time based rock riffs and exploring the reduced setting of guitar and drums. Eventually, elements from free jazz and pop found their way into the music, with the addition of vocals and a synthesizer pushing them into a new territory. Think Hella, with a fair amount of songwriting, shreds and drones a la the Dirty Projectors,
The Thing and Can. The unexpected twists and turns, huge dynamics and juggling of grittiness and sensitivity has an urban vibe and reflects Max and Daniel’s search for a way of living in the city.
Pranke EP was released on tape (incl. download) on Twaague Records in September 2015.

So 05.03.2017
20.30 Uhr
Party   Karaoke Nacht mit Kj DER KÄPT’N

... und den Schokis
KJ Der Käpt'n kommt mit einem fetten Angebot aus allen nationalen und internationalen Künstlern!
Der Abend hat schon lange Kultcharakter und ist zum Kreischen fröhlich, generations- und sozialübergreifend und warmherzig...!
Eine der schönsten Bühnen Berlins & ein perfekter Monitor- und Raumsound besorgen den Rest!
Singen macht halt glücklich und dabei zuschauen auch!

holt euch die Käpt'n Karaoke App auf's Smartphone!
... wei sie wirklich toll ist!

Oder klickt den Link für seine Songliste…

Mo 06.03.2017
19.00 Uhr
Musik   Süper.Nice.Shows & little league shows prsnt: HUMAN ABFALL (post-punk, ger) + RINGOSTARWARS (garage/punk, bln)

after 10: schokokuss djs

Powerline Agency | Little League Shows | Süper.Nice.Shows prsnts:


Einlass: 19 Uhr
Konzert: 20 Uhr
no presale / kein VVK

HUMAN ABFALL bestehen seit Herbst 2011 aus Menschen, die an unwirtlichen Orten wie Stuttgart und Berlin leben müssen – den Städten der Verachteten, wo wirklich niemand auch nur mal für eine halbe Stunde tot über dem Nachbarszaun hängen möchte. Trotz oder gerade wegen des unumstößlichen Molochs ihres Lebensraumes sind alle Augen und das Interesse der Öffentlichkeit auf die zurzeit, sagen wir, eigenständigste Punkband des Erdballs gerichtet. Das anziehende Soundgerüst besteht aus einem noisigen Gitarrensound mit knarzigen, dem Wave zugewandten Bassläufen und einem zielsetzend, minimalistisch scheppernden Schlagzeugbeat. 

RINGOSTARWARS including members of the Berlin based explosive gospel soul punk BIG EATER and the Israeli based oldschool punk'n'roll UZBEKS, RSW are Berlin based energized punk trio with a big bag of noisy, surfy riffs, tight grooves and garagy snappy tunes. fasten your seat belts - the Falcon is about to take off to light speed - it's time to go catch Lucy. One way ticket for your brain to leave it's head!

Di 07.03.2017
20.30 Uhr
Lesung   LSD - Liebe Statt Drogen

Anschliessend: LAUT UND BILLIG - Der Wilde Gitarren Tresen
Micha, Volker, Uli, Tube, Spider, Ivo und Sascha präsentieren Geschichten, Lieder und Gäste.

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